Tissue
You run around, you’re having fun
you don’t even notice your nose starts to run
you sniffle once then again
now you’ve got the sniffles
and they never seem to end
when your nose starts to drip
and it’s hanging from your lip
you’d better use a tissue
you run your sleeve under your nose
now you’ve got a mess, right on your clothes
your friends say yuck, it looks bad
and if your friends touch it
they’ll get the cold you had
so if you sniffle or sneeze
don’t spread disease
just use a tissue
all the kids think boogers are funny
but all the doctors say
that stuff spreads disease
every single day noses are runny
for everybody’s sake use a tissue please
it’s not hard to do
you hold a flat piece of tissue
right in front of you
you put the tissue up to your nose
you block one nostril and blow, blow, blow
when the tissue is full
give your nose a pinch and pull
when you use a tissue