Family Funnies
There’s all kind of places
and all kinds of homes
there’s living together, there’s living alone
there’s living in families, there’s people who do
there’s funny things family people do
Family funnies, Family fun
Family funnies, I’m from one
you wake up last, get out of bed
go to the kitchen, cause you want to get fed
everybody’s left and the lights are all on
there’s plenty of cereal but the milk’s all gone
CHORUS
you’re in your underwear
looking for clean clothes
there’s so many piles
you have to use your nose
you pick something up breathe in really deep
it looked pretty good but it smells like feet
CHORUS
Let’s go everybody, let’s get out the door
we’re late already can’t wait anymore
you get to the car, you’re ready to leave
a little voice says “I have to pee”
CHORUS